Archive for the “Wrong-sized Things” Category

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Waiting for the right moment

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In 5th grade our teacher showed us a movie about the slaughter of baby harp seals. I think I didnt speak for a few days after that. Here is some fan mail received last week. Are we supposed to jam this into our mouths? Is the little guy poking his head up from the ice floe to smile at us? alksjeiow

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This Huge ice cream cone was photographed in Paris, France. DSCF7621(2)

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This pig looks less menacing, but still. He’s wearing clothes and warmly beckoning us to eat pork.
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What the hell does that mean, anyway “the proof is in the puddin”?
So here are my glamour shots from my stint as the easter bunny at the 99cent mall, in response to a recent comment.
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If you know my amazing, nearly unbelievable life story, then you know that a girl named Staci was very important to me. So imagine my surprise to see these photos of her! I don’t know if she even knows that I have issues with wrong-sized things, and food with faces! Wow. We really are sisters. (I talk about her in the video on this page)
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