UN-Happy Meals

Okay, in my research about big cones, i'm always on the lookout.
i find it repulsive that food that is often painted to look happy that it is about to be eaten.
You've all seen them. The cow standing at a grill in a chef hat...etc.

Here's a new one from Brooklyn.

Another horrible case of lobster abuse

See what i mean? This is literally and figuratively NOT KOSHER!
(i think a guy drew it, notice big weenie in background)

i mean, really, people, if these tamales make such a good mariachi band, why eat them? Let the music live!

As a dyke, i always choose my vegetables based on sexuality. i just wonder where she got those tiny heels? she is HOT, but can she handle my 400 degrees??!! YoW!

Well, i suppose these are the frolicsome butch-yams that the femme-yam in the above photo is preening for. They look friendly enough, but they must not be too smart, since they got caught. (yes, i know the photo is upside down.)

Really? Is "bar-b-q burger chef" a good career option for a cow? Really?