dykeumentary

How ’bout a (cyclops) faucet and tools with faces? Not only are these suckers as big as an elementary school students, they have little arms and hands, too. And they appear to be dancing “The Hokey-Pokey” Maybe they are at a wedding? Creepy. Puts a new twist on the name “Hell’s Kitchen” doesn’t it?

Yes, I was an elf at the 99cent mall. Yes, I was the Easter Bunny.
But I am decidedly NOT a “Furry”. Nor am I a person who would dress up as a huge potato for the sexual gratification of old men at a convention. This photo is shocking, disturbing, and horrifying. I regret having to post it here.

Thank you for sending these amazingly huge, freestanding cones.
PS: Here’s a thought- If you need wheels or some dolly-like contraption to move an ice cream cone, It Is Too Big.

Thank you, Jacky!

I have found my new home.
This place has everything I am obsessed with: food wearing hats and aprons (such as hot dogs, clams(?!) and chicken), gigantic, roof-mounted ice cream cones, the beach, gay male porn, and bad photo shoots with surly Russians. See all the photographic evidence below.

As if i dont compulsively worry enough…i really need to know that this big hand is reaching for me from the night sky.
Red represents low-energy X-rays, the medium range is green, and the most energetic ones are colored blue. The blue hand-like structure was created by energy emanating from the nebula around they dying star PSR B1509-58. The red areas are from a neighboring gas cloud called RCW 89. Credit: NASA/CXC/SAO/P.Slane, et al.

I always hated doll houses for this reason.
I just think things should be the right size.
My mom is shown in this photo to give a sense of scale.
She’s always so supportive of my projects, even this one.

The Denver Convention Center.