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		<title>Words Fail Me</title>
		<link>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2010/04/words-fail-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Gad Zukes!</title>
		<link>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2010/03/gad-zukes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Waiting for the right moment]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Waiting for the right moment<br />
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		<title>Is this structure hurricane-proof?</title>
		<link>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2010/01/is-this-structure-hurricane-proof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Baby Harp Seal Snacks</title>
		<link>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2009/12/baby-harp-seal-snacks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 5th grade our teacher showed us a movie about the slaughter of baby harp seals. I think I didnt speak for a few days after that. Here is some fan mail received last week. Are we supposed to jam this into our mouths? Is the little guy poking his head up from the ice [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 5th grade our teacher showed us a movie about the slaughter of baby harp seals. I think I didnt speak for a few days after that.  Here is some fan mail received last week.  Are we supposed to jam this into our mouths?  Is the little guy poking his head up from the ice floe to smile at us? <a href="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/alksjeiow.jpg"><img src="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/alksjeiow-300x225.jpg" alt="alksjeiow" title="alksjeiow" width="300" height="225" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1318" /></a></p>
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		<title>Corn Dude</title>
		<link>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2009/11/corn-dude/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A big &#8220;wee-wee!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2009/09/a-big-wee-wee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Huge ice cream cone was photographed in Paris, France.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Huge ice cream cone was photographed in Paris, France.   <a href="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/DSCF76212.JPG"><img src="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/DSCF76212-300x200.jpg" alt="DSCF7621(2)" title="DSCF7621(2)" width="300" height="200" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1245" /></a></p>
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		<title>More pigs in outfits</title>
		<link>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2009/09/more-pigs-in-outfits/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2009/09/more-pigs-in-outfits/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This pig looks less menacing, but still. He&#8217;s wearing clothes and warmly beckoning us to eat pork.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This pig looks less menacing, but still.  He&#8217;s wearing clothes and warmly beckoning us to eat pork.<br />
<a href="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/vcvc.jpg"><img src="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/vcvc.jpg" alt="vcvc" title="vcvc" width="400" height="609" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1251" /></a><a href="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/2.jpg"><img src="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/2-225x300.jpg" alt="-2" title="-2" width="225" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1237" /></a></p>
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		<title>Not kosher.</title>
		<link>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2009/09/not-kosher/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The proof is in the puddin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2009/09/the-proof-is-in-the-puddin/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2009/09/the-proof-is-in-the-puddin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:47:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the hell does that mean, anyway &#8220;the proof is in the puddin&#8221;? So here are my glamour shots from my stint as the easter bunny at the 99cent mall, in response to a recent comment.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the hell does that mean, anyway &#8220;the proof is in the puddin&#8221;?<br />
So here are my glamour shots from my stint as the easter bunny at the 99cent mall, in response to a recent comment.<br />
<a href="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/3409629857_9df0853988.jpg"><img src="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/3409629857_9df0853988.jpg" alt="3409629857_9df0853988" title="3409629857_9df0853988" width="360" height="480" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1209" /></a><a href="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/3410438540_6c3ae65cee1.jpg"><img src="http://www.dykeumentary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/3410438540_6c3ae65cee1-225x300.jpg" alt="3410438540_6c3ae65cee" title="3410438540_6c3ae65cee" width="225" height="300" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1205" /></a></p>
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		<title>Me old pal, Staci!</title>
		<link>http://www.dykeumentary.com/2009/09/me-old-pal-staci/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you know my amazing, nearly unbelievable life story, then you know that a girl named Staci was very important to me. So imagine my surprise to see these photos of her! I don&#8217;t know if she even knows that I have issues with wrong-sized things, and food with faces! Wow. We really are sisters. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you know my amazing, nearly unbelievable life story, then you know that a girl named Staci was very important to me.   So imagine my surprise to see these photos of her!  I don&#8217;t know if she even knows that I have issues with <a href="http://www.dykeumentary.com/category/wrong-sized-things/">wrong-sized things</a>, and <a href="http://www.dykeumentary.com/category/unhappy-meals/">food with faces</a>!  Wow.  We really are sisters. (I talk about her in the <a href="http://www.dykeumentary.com/contact-me/">video on this page</a>)<br />
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