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Spring update

admin — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 15:04:50 +0000

It’s been a while since i posted much, so here are some snapshots of what’s been going on lately -

Swashbuckling Foie Gras

admin — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:12:58 +0000

Continuing the chicken theme…
You just got to wonder what marketing wizard thought up this: “Hey Fellas! Let’s stuff a helpless bird until its liver bursts, poach the liver in mold, cut it into slices or make some goop, then throw a rakish hat on it! Who doesn’t want to eat THAT!?”

My next personal ad

admin — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:31:09 +0000

“I’m fresh, good and fast” — sounds hot (haha, pun!), but not coming from a chicken. And an apparently “angelic” on, to boot.

Gad Zukes!

admin — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:39:28 +0000

Waiting for the right moment

Unhappy Hog

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 19:11:48 +0000

Or at least he should be, before he bites into that pepperoni pizza he just made. It is the “thumbs up” that really breaks my heart, though.

Baby Harp Seal Snacks

admin — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:07:35 +0000

In 5th grade our teacher showed us a movie about the slaughter of baby harp seals. I think I didnt speak for a few days after that. Here is some fan mail received last week. Are we supposed to jam this into our mouths? Is the little guy poking his head up from the ice floe to smile at us?

Corn Dude

admin — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:11:21 +0000

Fashion is Tasty!

admin — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:07:12 +0000

The snazzy hairstyle, low-slung belt and stylishly knee-high boots make this chicken look incredibly delicious, je ne sais pas pourqoui!

More pigs in outfits

admin — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:54:35 +0000

This pig looks less menacing, but still. He’s wearing clothes and warmly beckoning us to eat pork.

Happy B(agel) Day

admin — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 19:11:25 +0000