I am making haste that I do not have douchebagedness thrust upon me!

No one mourns the douchebag
Date: 2009-08-12, 8:40AM EDT
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Are people born douchebags or do they have douchebagedness thrust upon them? At least they’ve come up with a way to prevent the spammers from flooding your inbox on here, and that is a big improvement. I’m here looking for the seedlings of what can potentially be grown into a real live ol fashioned girl on girl relationship without the drama, the bi curious and the diseases that come with those silly breeders trying to infiltrate the lesbian underbelly of craigslist. I am realistic and don’t expect to find someone perfect, but rather someone who gets me, gets my jokes, banters back with me in the wonderful world of sarcasm. I make jokes, I make puns, and I make finger babies. I am educated and on the road to something sprinkled with the words goal, and oriented. I am good looking, so fear not. I don’t sleep around and would greatly appreciate the same in you. I want someone to match me tit for tat and pun for pun and feeling for feeling. If you happen to be amused or something I said spoke to you and you feel that we might have a connection and are on the same level then make haste and get back to me with an email including a g rated photo and some form of contact information so that I can actually make this whole thing progress on some level. I detest chasing ghosts into the ether.

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2 Responses to “A new craigslist zinger”
  1. Alaina says:

    Fascinating and repulsive. If I were on the market I might answer, just to find out what kind of person would post such an obnoxious ad. Plus, I like “finger babies”

  2. dany says:

    Wow, she sounds great. (Welcome to the “wonderful world of sarcasm.”)

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